TUMBLR, I NEED YOUR HELP
my mother trapped me in SKELETON HELL when i was born. recently i made a deal with her. she said if this post can get 50K notes , she will release me from SKELETON HELL. come on tumblr, if we can get a girl a chicken, surely we can do this!
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!
when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out
my parents do this already…
they owe me $392352355 dollars cash by tomorrow morning for copyright infringement bring your lawyer
This bird knows he looks amazing.
Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…
Until they open their mouth…
and you realize they are basically bird muppets.
… no comment…
For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1
This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.
it’s okay to be proud of something artistic you made, you don’t have to make excuses for sharing it
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”
"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
petition to make Japanese video games into incredible animes that are just as good OR BETTER than the games 2k15
Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.
Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing
They cause die
Me. Thats me.
Motherfucker you wanna play